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Pic of the Day: John Obi Mikel ‘sings’ the Blues

Sunday’s match between Chelsea and Manchester United had its fair share of controversies, and I found a photo taken from the game between the two figures at the centre of one of those ongoing controversies. But all I’m trying to figure out is…

What song was Obi Mikel singing?



WAG of the Week: Irina Shayk

Irina is one of Europe’s leading models today. Image: Splash News

Age: 26

What she does: Model, TV presenter

Other half: Cristiano Ronaldo, 27 (Real Madrid CF and Portugal)

Born Irena Shaykhlislamova, the Russian model is one of the more popular working models around today, having fronted campaigns for Guess, Victoria’s Secret, Lacoste and Armani Exchange. She has appeared on several magazine covers such as Cosmopolitan, Harper’s Bazaar, GQ, Esquire and Elle. Irina gained widespread recognition in 2011 when she made the the cover of the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

She is most well-known for her relationship with football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo and have been dating since 2010, after meeting through their Armani Exchange campaigns.

Happy Birthday Thierry!

My favourite football player of all time, the legendary Thierry Henry, celebrates his 35th birthday today! He still looks great, doesn’t he?

Looking dapper in a suit and cool and casual in red. Images:

As a tribute I’m taking a short walk down memory lane and revisiting Thierry’s career so far. Enjoy!

As a not-so-fresh-faced teenager at Monaco. Image:

At Juventus in 1999 and a couple of years away from superstardom. Image:

His first stint at Arsenal was the most successful in his career, including winning a double in 2002. Image: The Mirror

At Barcelona he finally won the coveted UEFA Champions League in 2009. Image:

Henry became France’s all-time top goal scorer with 51 goals in 123 appearances. Image: Sky Sports

Henry has been with the New York Red Bulls since 2010. Image:


Scoring against Leeds United in his two-month long return to Arsenal in 2012. Image:


WAG of the Week: Sylvie Van Der Vaart

At Berlin’s Fashion Week in July. Image: Getty Images

Age: 34

What she does: Model, TV presenter

Spouse: Rafael Van Der Vaart, 29 (Holland and Tottenham Hotspur FC)

The Dutch model and mother-of-one married the Spurs striker in 2005. The Dutch media have described the couple as the “new Beckhams” but both of them denied the claims, preferring to just “live a normal life”. She battled breast cancer in 2009 (Rafael’s club at the time, Real Madrid, had wanted to sell him, but the player decided to stay in Madrid because she was undergoing cancer treatment there) and came out on top. Three years later she looks as fabulous as ever.


A hottie for a hubby: Sylvie with husband of seven years, Rafael. Image: Press Association Images

Mertesacker does the Azonto (I think :S)

Lukas Podolski, Bacary Sagna and Per Mertesacker are in Lagos, Nigeria at the mo. Yesterday they were at Eko Hotel in Victoria Island (sooooo sad I couldn’t go 😦 ) for the Malta Guinness Low Sugar Workout. As part of said workout, the boys had a little dance session with renowned dance star Kaffy. If the pics are anything to go by, I NEED to see the video. I’ll look for that and post it.

What do you guys think? Send me some comments. Meanwhile I’m dying here! Mertesacker is killing me! LOL!

(all photos courtesy of

WAG of the Week: Ludivine Sagna

I start off my first-ever WAG of the Week with the beautiful Ludivine Sagna, wife of Arsenal full-back Bacary and mother of his two tots.

Arsenal’s shirt has never looked so good. Image: Twitter @ludivinesagna


Image: Optic Photos/The Daily Mail

My Euro 2012 Round-Up

Euro 2012 has sadly come to an end, and while we’re forced to wait another month for competitive football to recommence (no, the Olympics does not count), I’m taking a look back at the tournament that I have dubbed as “The Rise of the False Nine”, the unorthodox tactic which the Spanish national team put to effective use en route to their historic victory on July 1st in Kiev, Ukraine.

From the players, the goals and the fans to the goal celebrations, Euro 2012 wasn’t short of memorable highlights, and here are some of mine:

Show-Stealer (On-Field)


The footballing world has always been familiar with the prowess of this 33-year-old veteran, but never has it been more apparent than at Poland and Ukraine. With the absence of fellow midfield stalwarts Gennaro Gattuso and Mauro Camoranesi, the usually understated and often underrated Pirlo became the outfield leader and driving force of the Italian team. He took the midfield for his own, highlighting his sublime performances with an outstanding free-kick against Croatia and that penalty against England. I am yet to meet a football fan that doesn’t think highly of Andrea Pirlo. I probably never will. You just can’t hate on class.

Image: Getty Images

2nd Place: Jordi Alba (ESP)

The former Valencia left-back was undoubtedly the breakout star of the tournament. His frequent bursts down the left flank made him yet another attacking threat to contend with in an already vast array of  attack-minded players, and was rewarded with a goal of his own in the Final. At 23, he is certainly one for the future. What’s even scarier is that he has just recently signed a long-term contract with Barcelona, so expect to see a lot of Alba-assisted Messi goals in the upcoming La Liga season. Be afraid, Europe. Be very afraid.

Image: Martin Rose/Getty Images Europe

Image: Martin Rose/Getty Images Europe

3rd Place: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR)

The second-best player in the world had a relatively slow start to the tournament but he recovered just in time to single-handedly dispatch Holland in the groups and Czech Republic in the quarters. However there was nothing he could do about the semi-final penalty shoot-out loss to Spain, as the matter was settled before he even got to the 12-yard box. He also made a few waves in the style stakes (of course), debuting his Clark Kent-esque hairstyle in the group match vs. Holland.

Images: Getty Images

Images: Getty Images

Show-Stealer (Off-the-Field)


Well, he did steal the show on the pitch with his performance against Germany, but the 21-year-old daddy-to-be made quite a number of headlines off it, varying from being transformed to a cabbage-picking immigrant worker and having to have his mouth covered during a goal celebration to catching the Can’t-Be-Bovvered syndrome during training sessions with the team. The Balotelli Show had resumed its regular programming.

But his excellent goal against Ireland, followed by a fantastic brace against a much-fancied German team catapulted him into contention for the Player of the Tournament award and even the Golden Boot. He may have been on the losing end in the Final but Super Mario is one of the players that emerged from Euro 2012 with an elevated profile.

2nd Place: Samir Nasri (FRA)

Tipped as the Dark Horses of the tournament, the French national team seemed to be on course to fulfill their true potential and put the horrors of South Africa 2010 behind them, but that ghost reared its ugly head again when reports of in-fighting among players and the coach surfaced, and fingers were pointed firmly at the Manchester City player. An expletive-laden row with a journalist following Les Bleus’ defeat to Spain in the quarterfinals and subsequent fines by the French Football Federation overshadowed an impressive individual performance by Nasri.

Image: The Mirror UK

3rd Place: UEFA

Like Nasri, negative headlines embodied the bronze medal for show-stealer. Europe’s governing body of football displayed what was widely perceived as misplaced priorities with the Nicklas Bendtner fine, which was rather steep compared to what UEFA was handing out to countries and football clubs for acts of racism and violence. There was also concern about Ukraine and Poland being given the tournament to host in the first place considering both countries’ notoriety for racist behaviour.

Best Photo: Andres Iniesta (ESP) (v Italy, Matchday 1)



Is this pic cool as heck or what? This was probably the reason he got Player of the Tournament.

OMG Moment: Pirlo’s “Panenka” (v England, Quarterfinal 4)

Image: The Sun (UK)

Most Iconic Moment: Balotelli’s  goal celebration for 2nd goal (v Germany, Semifinal 2).

I knew from the moment he struck this pose that the Photoshoppers would be all over the photos in the blink of an eye. I wasn’t wrong.

Image: Reuters

Goal of the Tournament:


Image: Getty Images

2nd Place:  Mario Balotelli (ITA) (2nd goal v Germany, Semifinal 2)

3rd Place: Danny Welbeck (ENG) (v Sweden, Matchday 2)

The “What Else Is New?” moment: The Three Lions getting knocked out on penalties (v Italy, Quarterfinal 4)

I know a good babalawo, Mr. Hodgson…

Image: The Mirror (UK)

WTF Moment:

WINNER: Arjen Robben (NED) jumps over advertisement boards during substitution

With his country railing 2-1 against Germany and their tournament seemingly over with a game to spare, Arjen Robben did nothing to ease the fans’ despair by jumping over the advertisement boards at the other end of the pitch when substituted. We understand that maybe the road was far, but you could have least walked if you were so tired. Ripping off the shirt petulantly capped off his mini-tantrum with a flourish.

2nd Place:  The Thunderstorm in Ukraine (Matchday 4)

A spectacular thunderstorm stopped the Ukraine v. France match just over four minutes after kick-off. Lightning and intense rain stalled the match for 58 more minutes. It was scarier than I’m making it sound, trust me.

3rd Place: The Horrible Pre-match Countdowns

Was I the only one who thought those countdowns before every kick-off was just a tad tacky? Blech!

Surprise of the Tournament: Fernando Torres (ESP)

Dude played a match-and-a-half all tournament and still won the Golden Boot! Say what?!?! Didier Drogba’s “jazz” has truly been lifted.

Image: Getty Images

Most Controversial Moment:

WINNER: Nicklas Bendtner (DEN)‘s Unlucky Underwear

Denmark and Arsenal forward Nicklas Bendtner was fined 100,000 Euros (£80,000) and banned by UEFA for one competitive game for celebrating his goal against Portugal by revealing Paddy Power underwear. Players advertising on the field is against UEFA ruling. The real controversy is the paltry fines handed out for acts of violence and racism by fans in comparison. Shame on you, UEFA.

Image: Anne-Christine Poujoulat/AFP/Getty Images

2nd Place: Ukraine v England: The Goal That Never Was (Matchday 3)

Ukraine had an equalizing goal ruled out by the referee in their final group game match against England, sparking yet another round of talk about introducing goal-line technology. One question from me, though: was the goal-line referee blind???

3rd Place: Rio Ferdinand’s omission from the Three Lions squad: Before every tournament there’s always some sort of drama surrounding the perennial media circus that is the England national team. This time it was all about Manchester United’s Rio Ferdinand being left out. Gary Cahill and Frank Lampard get injured right before the tournament and who does Roy Hodgson recruit? Jordan Henderson and Martin Kelly. According to Hodgson Rio was not chosen for “footballing reasons”. Well, Rio would probably like to know that because of those “footballing reasons”, Jordan Henderson has played more minutes than he has at a Euro tournament. Salt, meet wound.


Mizz4Four2’s Euro 2012 Team of the Tournament (4-4-1-1) (Tough decision, and sorry, no false nine from me)

Goalkeeper: Casillas (ESP)

Defenders: Debuchy (FRA), Pepe (POR), Ramos (ESP), Alba (ESP)

Midfielders: Alonso (ESP), Pirlo (ITA), Khedira (GER), Gerrard (ENG)

Strikers: Ronaldo (POR), Balotelli (ITA)

Bring on the League season now! I’m bored already! 😦

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